Sunday, November 23, 2008

MY AWESOME FISHING TRIP!

WOOO! I just came back from a fishing trip with my cousins!!

Man, was it cool... Let me take u guys to the events that occurred last night....

We set off at 9pm sharp to pick up 2 of my cousins, Iqbal and Didi. As we had promised to meet them at 10, they were rushing to meet us. We took a trip to Changi Village where we bought the bait(prawns) and crackers and drinks. We were supposedly to meet my other cousin, Haron there at 11pm. I tried contacting him but he was unavailable. Maybe he was on his way there on a bike so he could answer it, at around 11.10pm, he called us using his girlfriend's phone then he met up with us. We were supposed to go to Tanah Merah and fished at the pontoon(floating platform) but as tehre were construction works there, they did not allow people to fish there after 12am. Then Haron tolds us another spot where we could catch various kinds of fishes. We had to settle for it as we were itching to fish.

My dad, was furious. Haha, kind of, Haron promised us to go fishing at the pontoon as there, it would a sure catch fish area. So, at around 11.25pm, we reached at our destination, the area behind Changi Village Yacth Club or something like that... haha. As that area was government property, we had to be careful as we may be prosecuted... OOOO... Hahahaha.

As i pitched our tent and my dad and cousins fixed our fishing lines, we were all set for a night to remember. haha. Or so to say. We casted our lines and thus the waiting game had begun.... We then all sat down and chatted and played card games and yeah that was fun!!!!! Wooo!!!! The feeling of remorse of not getting my electric guitar was diminished at that point of time. hahahaha....

After a few card games, most of us had to pee. So Haron brought me, Iqbal and Didi to a spot for us to pee. As we were all so damn secretivew not to let others see our genitals Haron said, " Eh Cmonlah! We all are cousins for what scared, our cock long short still same what! hahaha!", Then we didnt becoem so secretiveand peed together except Iqbal and Didi said,"Nvmlah, Iqbal cock short he scared to show, his own taichi(problem)!"... Man taht was fun...

For the whole night nothing snagged our lines but when we reeled the line in, our bait was GONE! My dad said the fishes tonight are very very smart, they eat the bait slowly so that we would see our rod moving.... GRRR Stupid fishes! haha.

Well nothing really happened until around 4 to 5 plus, when the tide starts to rise even higher and that ia when we felt the fishes pulling our lines.. there were a few instances, but man when we reeled it up, NOTHING. zzzz..... haha

It is okay though as even though we had caught nothing but we had fun! Hey i wanna let u guys in on a little secret... Iqbal was scared to go and pee alone. So he ask me to follow him. Then after keeping a look out for anyone being able to see him pee, he quickly sped off back to our camp site. And u know what? He didnt washed his hands or his genitals whatsoever. omg. yeah. Its funny lah. I told Haron that and Iqbal was like cursing and was he tried to make a lie about me not cleaning myself up after shitting. Seriously, its a lie cause i did clean myself up. haha.

Another secret that i want to let u guys in is that u know taht Changi is a placed where there are a lot of male transvertites(GAYS!). And early in the morning we sawa group of teenagers walking by quickly tlaking about gays and i was thinking..... Hmm why are they talking abt gays? Then suddenly a security guard walked to us and asked us whether we had seen a group of boys walking here, and i told him straight ahead, the security guard told us that THEY HAD ROBBED A GAY!!! And i was like wow, gays are defenseless homosexuals... Then Didi told me,"Dont think that they want to be girls they are weak. They are actually very very strong. They have skills that we dont know. Like balck magic or what, and they maybe even trained in Muay Thai for the Thai homos." And i was like wow, never look down on them...

This was freaky as behind the place taht we are fishing is the chalet for the Changi Yacht club people and i saw people standing at the balcony looking out towards the sea and at us. Both look like hot looking women and Haron was nearly mesmorised by them... At a closer look, BOTH OF THEM LOOK LIKE GUYS!!!!!!! OUH F***! Man i was so turned off dude... EE! Disgusting, and when we went off, one of them gave me a flying kiss goodbye and i was like running away from that area!!!!! God, crazy....

Well to that person, damn i could get u... I wish i could but now i know, i cant get u.... I am destined to be alone then....

Well Im so freakishly tired, and i havent bathe, so tata and tc yoz!

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